Dear Loud Man at
the gym,
I don't know
your name, surprisingly, so I will refer to you as LM, if you don't mind.
Let me begin by
congratulating you on how regularly you exercise. You are always at the gym
when I am, and I suspect that you are there on the days when I am not. I know
you are a creature of habit, because of the way you park your car, and the bag
you always carry, but then, most of us gym goers are probably like that.
However, I am
fast approaching information overload due to your loud conversations with
1. people you know
at the gym2. people you don't know at the gym



